Follow the Leader

I'm in front if I convince you I am

And you just must go where I lead you

You won't be prepared to see through my scam

Living on the scraps that I feed you

I'll water 'em down so they're easy to swallow

I don't want you thinking I'd make you

But soon you're dependant on someone to follow

Just don't question where I'll take you

I assure you you'll see that you and me

Will make such a like-minded couple

And I'll let you know just how you should be

So you won't go and cause any trouble

And while you're following me around

I might ask for your opinion

And then I'll decide which way we're bound

And you'll be such useful minion

Because I'm the leader if you follow me

And you don't try to compromise

And we'll be as happy as I can be

Or at least as I can devise